Machete - a brief review by Camilo Arenivar

Alright, this movie is highly entertaining. It is not to be taken very seriously, it is purely for fun. Although there is an underlying political message, it is primarily mindless gore, violence, fun, tits, and ass. If you are a straight male or a Lesbian, the roles of Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba will make this movie worth it strictly on a flesh level.

This movie is over the top, cheesy, and contains a lot of silly dialogue, but a few good lines too. Yes, there is a story, but it is largely typical. The movie almost has the feel of a satire, almost the animated type of violent cartoon you’d expect to see on Adult Swim.

Overall, it is a fun time at the movies. Is it a deep and meaningful movie or anything like that? Is it a film making masterpiece? Totally not. Is it fun (and funny)? Certainly!

Rating: 80