January Drought

There are no current movies out right now that interest me, and frightening to say, the only one that in the least bit interests me coming out this weekend is Big Momma's House 2. Really, is this as good as it gets? Looks like I should spend my time catching up on Good Night and Good Luck, Capote, and Walk the Line, sure to be nominated Oscar films I have not seen yet. Which should I see first? Any takers?

Oh yeah. I am seeing King Kong on Friday at my work! That should be cool...

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Last Holiday

by Camilo Arenivar



Well, this is the kind of movie one would expect released from Disney. Sugary sweet, sappy and mostly non-offensive to anyone, it is the feel good movie of the year for anyone that leaves their brain at the door. That being said, I want to make it clear that I did like Last Holiday, however that doesn’t prevent me from noticing it’s most obvious shortcomings.

Georgia Byrd (Queen Latifah) is the kind of New Orleans woman that works in a department store and watches her weight diligently, never straying from her diet of Lean Cuisines. She has dreams of marrying a hot co-worker (LL Cool J), traveling to a beautiful resort in Europe, and meeting great chefs. She also sings gospel on her church choir. Georgia Byrd is very content with her life until she finds out that she only has 3-4 weeks to live.

The movie is best at conveying how a person thinks of all the things that others and they have made important, and then looks at them with the eyes of a person about to lose their life. It is also liberating to see her let go and do things she wants, say things she wants. She is empowered by the information of her soon demise. She ends up at the beautiful resort in the European mountains she always wanted to go to and she meets a bunch of rich people from the states. The movie makes a statement on class wars in a sense, showing the wealthy as materialistic egomaniacs.

Last Holiday fails as a morality play, but works in making us think about what REALLY is important to us. The story is extremely predictable, and totally unrealistic. However, it is pleasurable if you can stomach the implausibility of much of the story. This is the kind of movie my mom would like. There is minimal cussing, everyone acts the way you think they would, and the story ends up…well anyway. It is just a nice little happy family film that will bring a smile, if not a smirk to your face. This is like an old-school Disney film with obvious antagonists and protagonists and everything happening in a very predictable way. Despite this, you really wouldn’t want it any other way. A good movie for those who like this kind of stuff, but a must miss for more astute moviegoers!

Rating: 75

Hostel

by Camilo Arenivar




Sometimes, a film will push the envelope to see just how far it can go with grossing people out. Will shock value translate to dollars? Hostel is a movie that shows us the depths of human depravity quite vividly; however as a film it falls short of being worth the price of a full price ticket for several reasons.

Reason #1: It takes too long to get interesting. Initially, it is like Porkys or American Pie in Europe. College buddies clubbing, partying, and sexing in Amsterdam. Nothing interesting there.

Reason #2: You don’t really care about the characters; they are like your basic dumb shithead college age idiots who deserve to be killed by the monster.

Reason #3: The ending 10-15 minutes is so totally contrived and unbelievable that it is irritating. It loses some of the intensity of the movie. This would have been a better movie with maybe a different kind of ending instead of the one given in this one.

If you like tits and nudity and can stomach a few squeamish gory torture moments, this movie is right up your alley.

What the movie does effectively: It shows just how evil, depraved, and greedy some people can be.

I wish there was something I could say about Jay Hernandez’ performance but there isn’t. It’s a very typical protagonist in a horror film role. He does it well but it’s nothing special.

I highly recommend waiting for DVD for this one. Maybe even Pay per View.

Rating: 70

Transamerica

by Camilo Arenivar



What do you get when you mix an L.A. pre-op transsexual and the NYC hustler son he/she never knew he had? Then throw them on a cross country road trip with a few twists and you have an interesting and entertaining film.

The movie stars Felicity Huffman, as the pre-op tranny undergoing tons of psychotherapy to make sure she is ready for the permanent transformation. A week before her scheduled surgery, she gets a call from NYC Juvenile Hall saying her supposed son was in jail there. When she tells her therapist about this, the therapist makes her deal with it or she won’t authorize the surgery. That’s when things get funny.

I have mixed feelings about Huffman’s performance. I thought she looked really different, and that transformation was great. Maybe I am just being picky but I don’t think she sounded like a pre-op tranny as much as she sounded like a woman trying to sound like a man. It’s a good performance nonetheless..

The movie has weaknesses and there are times you are frustrated with the characters but overall it works as an interesting and entertaining story. Not a movie of the year, but if anything about this storyline or the people in it interest you, check it out.

Rating: 85

Brokeback Mountain

by Camilo Arenivar


OK, a lot has been said about this film. The critics are all over it. The Religous Right is horrified by it. As far as I am concerned, it is much ado about nothing.

It's a beautifully filmed movie, that much is true. The story is definitely eyebrow raising.

But um, it IS a little slow. Maybe because it's a "love story" but I almost dozed off more than once.

And I am sorry but it is definitely OVER rated.

Heath Ledger portrays the role of a tortured man wrestling with his demons excellently. Don't get me wrong, he definitely deserves his nomination and maybe even the statue for his performance.

The story, however was a little...weak.

And here's the part I mean.

Spoilers below:

One minute they're drinking fellow sheep herders and the next they are screwing in a tent. I mean come on, its like wow, he puts his arm around him and then boom he screws him and now they are into each other. I just think that part could have been handled not so...callously.
There was nothing convincing to me about their relationship except that they kept seeing each other. I don't know. I did not feel that the movie effectively conveyed what their connection was or how deep their love was. Many people see it. I don't.

I thought the visuals (scenery/cinematography) were great. I did LIKE the movie, I just didn't feel very moved by it. I have been more moved by other love stories (Moulin Rouge and The Fisher King come to mind) than by these two cowboys. As far as I was oncerned, it was lacking passion and intensity.

A very well done movie but not the epic or great film some are making out to be.

Rating: 82